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Moving to Ghost
Hasta la vista, Substack, y chinga la maldita migra
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Liveblog of Jurassic Park (1993)
From July 21 & 22, 2025
PDA
PDA is a Nightmare
No, not the romantic kind. That's probably really nice and I'm happy for y'all
Alien
Liveblog of Alien (1979)
Back in June when I first watched Jaws, I promptly gushed to a neighbor about it. Instead of immediately making a swift and desperate exit from the probably one-sided conversation, he pulled a total dad move and asked what other classics I hadn’t seen yet. Then, he pulled a
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It's been a month and I'm still thinking about Jaws (1975)
In my quest to watch classic blockbusters I’ve either never seen or have largely forgotten, in July I watched Jaws, Alien, and Jurassic Park in quick succession, unintentionally programming myself a triple creature feature in which the creatures are not the true villains. Rather than subject y’all to
economic harm
Liveblog of Jaws (1975)
I recently liveblogged Jaws on Bluesky and thought I would share those immediate, knee-jerk impressions here, too, for any interested subscribers who are not on that platform. I’m quite new to liveblogging media, so please let me know if there’s something I should do differently! * * * 1. Since everyone
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Cicada Madam
This morning, like most mornings, I walked out my door to the sound of cicadas screaming. But this morning, unlike most days, when I got in my car and shut the door, the sound didn’t dampen. So I opened my car door, stuck my head out, ducked back into
my dog
I'm A Derelict and a Dumpster Fire and Generally Just Really Sorry
CW: pet death, mental health talk, job loss
my dog
The dog dies in this one
yes really, but only because the present and present progressive are sometimes interchangeable
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The Internet Is[n't] Forever
but it feels like misinformation and disinformation could be.
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Going Down A Hole
As one does